Well, I survived it. My birthday came, and went and then they hit. They thought they were sneaky, they thought they were grand, but oh they don't know, the don't know what I know. I was sitting there, losing at Bond, trying to drive while blowing up guns. Then they sent the biggest one, he thought he could take me. Then two more came, and oh it was on. One had to sacrifice his foot, while the others attempted, I broke through the first layer, so they tried again. I led them on, telling them my hands were tied. Then when they left me, I pulled out my knife. Tape holds not its own when it comes to a blade, and Baskin Robbins employees, just looked on in confusion. I know who they are, we even bought them ice cream. We met a Marine, and he told us of the military. Now it is my turn, my turn to win. They think they are safe, they think I don't know where they sleep.
As for the others, you know who you are. Just wait for your birthdays, you might not find your rooms.
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if anyone deserves it .... PASTOR MATT does! if you want some great ideas for next year ... call his MOM!
Ha! thats not how it went down, we were sneaky getting in, and had your legs taped good, i agree we did do bad on your arms, but well work on that next time. o and trust me, you wont be able to get some of us...maybe polney but not the rest. dont close your eyes too tight tonight or the bed bugs might strike...again
ahhhhh......but your question should be ... he's 23 and this has happened to him TWICE! what a devoted guy he is to duct tape, and everyone who 'sticks' with him!
HAHAHAHA!!!
remember matt, Leviticus 19:18-" 'Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against one of your people, but love your neighbor as yourself. I am the LORD.'" so you better be careful!
You will never get me! I will lock my door and watch the yard if I have to.
I will give you $20 if you make it through my minefield.
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